Boating tips no 2

Another tip for when peeing over the side. Apart from the rule of one hand for the boat it is also recommended the this is always done on the leeward side (away from the wind) as this prevents what is known as blowback and keeps yer pants and anyone in the immediate vicinity unsplattered. Ladies are recommended to use the heads, loo, toilet or any stable receptacle or if very daring moon the wake *as I've heard it called* but please again remember always one hand for the boat.